ASH Suspended / Banned Messages 542 Name Peter Edit My Images No 10 May 2006 #1 A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect".
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect".
RobertP TPer Emeritus Suspended / Banned Messages 11,726 Name Robert Edit My Images Yes 10 May 2006 #2 Was the husband feeling suicidal?
Forbiddenbiker The Enforcer Suspended / Banned Messages 11,048 Name Adam Edit My Images Yes 10 May 2006 #5
Joe T TPer Emeritus Suspended / Banned Messages 15,801 Edit My Images Yes 10 May 2006 #8 And there was me clicking on the thread expecting so much more Good joke tho.
Warspite Suspended / Banned Messages 3,821 Edit My Images Yes 10 May 2006 #9 LOL, where is he buried?
V Venomator Suspended / Banned Messages 12,599 Edit My Images No 11 May 2006 #10 Ace ... like ... loads !?! :nuts:
dod TPer Emeritus Suspended / Banned Messages 16,680 Name Ebenezer McScrooge III Edit My Images Yes 11 May 2006 #11 Warspite said: LOL, where is he buried? Click to expand...
ed34 Bitter and Twisted Suspended / Banned Messages 1,088 Name sean edwards Edit My Images Yes 13 May 2006 #12
G GfK Suspended / Banned Messages 1,503 Edit My Images No 14 May 2006 #13 Woman in a shop trying on a new dress. She shows her husband and asks "does this make me look fat?" "No, its your saggy tits, huge belly and enormous arse that makes you look fat".
Woman in a shop trying on a new dress. She shows her husband and asks "does this make me look fat?" "No, its your saggy tits, huge belly and enormous arse that makes you look fat".
