A thought for your teabreak......

[Flash In The Pan]

An Aberdonian is working at a sewerage. It's a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail - where it slips off into a vast tank.

He's just about to dive in when his mate shouts "It's nae guid tae do that, the jacket's ruined"

He replies "Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket"

 

[Matt Sayle]

Oh, Dear. Here is your coat. THere is the door.

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Or as we say up here- pick a windae, yer leavin'

 

[Techno-Geek]

As Matt said

 

[mattyh]

Oh, Dear. Here is your coat. THere is the door.