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A Night Out With The Girls!
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"midnight!"
He didn't seem pi88ed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said...."Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
s**t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoooed another
three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted"
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"midnight!"
He didn't seem pi88ed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said...."Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
s**t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoooed another
three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted"
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
