a couple of jokes

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just got sent these via msn, enjoy!

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A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, day ye harv eni books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,

"**** off, ye'll no bring it back!"

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A guy goes to the zoo but comes back dissapointed, his friends asks why?

"Well I went there and all they had was a dog." he replies

"really?!" they ask

"yeah, it was a s***zu"

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