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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, Whats going on?
Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling,
David Miliband and Jack Straw.
Theyre asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise theyre going to douse
them with petrol and set them on fire.
Were going from car to car, taking up a collection.
The driver asks, How much is everyone giving, on average?
Most people are giving about a gallon
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned overand said, Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For a fiver, Id take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flowershow!
Youre on! said the other one, holding out the fiver.
So the little old lady, as good as her word, slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside
the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Smiling, and still naked, the old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
What happened? asked her waiting friend.
I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, Whats going on?
Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling,
David Miliband and Jack Straw.
Theyre asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise theyre going to douse
them with petrol and set them on fire.
Were going from car to car, taking up a collection.
The driver asks, How much is everyone giving, on average?
Most people are giving about a gallon
_____________________________________________________________
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned overand said, Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For a fiver, Id take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flowershow!
Youre on! said the other one, holding out the fiver.
So the little old lady, as good as her word, slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside
the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Smiling, and still naked, the old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
What happened? asked her waiting friend.
I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement.
