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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about
her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that
left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He
stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo
much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him
to open up and admit that he also had a deformity
too.
Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have
a problem My penis is the same size as an infant
and I hope you could deal with that once we are
married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live
with your infant-sized penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait
for the honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing, holding one another. .
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to
scream and run out of the room! Jim ran after her
to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"
"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!!"
Letter from a farm kid
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to
join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was
restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.,
but am getting so I like to sleep late.
Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood
to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like
fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops,
potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But
tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live
on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed
again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long
walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him
different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The
country is nice, but awful flat.
The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Captain is
like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and
frown.They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer
with laughing.
I Keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is
near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move.
And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home.
All you got to do is lie there all comfortable And hit it.
You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they
break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home.
I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from
over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only
5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving daughter, Gail
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about
her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that
left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He
stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo
much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him
to open up and admit that he also had a deformity
too.
Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have
a problem My penis is the same size as an infant
and I hope you could deal with that once we are
married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live
with your infant-sized penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait
for the honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing, holding one another. .
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to
scream and run out of the room! Jim ran after her
to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"
"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!!"
Letter from a farm kid
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to
join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was
restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.,
but am getting so I like to sleep late.
Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood
to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like
fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops,
potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But
tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live
on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed
again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long
walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him
different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The
country is nice, but awful flat.
The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Captain is
like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and
frown.They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer
with laughing.
I Keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is
near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move.
And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home.
All you got to do is lie there all comfortable And hit it.
You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they
break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home.
I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from
over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only
5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving daughter, Gail
