5,000!!!!!

Nice. I rarely ever notice post counts, bit surprised that my own is so high!
 
The post count is just proof that we're all sad b.... who need to get out more :(

Not really, divide the number of years you've been here into your post count, then break it down per year/month/week ... mine works out about 30 posts per week on average, hardly hermit-in-isolation level only ever doing this :ROFLMAO: it's a drop in and out zone you have in the background while watching your soaps or whatever it is
 
Not really, divide the number of years you've been here into your post count, then break it down per year/month/week ... mine works out about 30 posts per week on average, hardly hermit-in-isolation level only ever doing this :ROFLMAO: it's a drop in and out zone you have in the background while watching your soaps or whatever it is

I remember the days before all the new fangled likes and things. Did we have a count then? I dunno.
 
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Oops - misread the woofer's post - cOunt!!! :P ;)
 
Oops - misread the woofer's post - cOunt!!! :p ;)
I still have the power to ban people you know, may as well make the most of it while I can :p
 
Don't think :finger: works here but you can guess what it shows!!! :P
 
Oops - misread the woofer's post - cOunt!!! :p ;)


Reminds me of being out near Halloween, reeling up to the bar where the staff were in fancy dress and shouting "Count" at the barman dressed as Dracula.

"Mister Count" he said as he came over to serve us ...

... to which I replied "I've never missed a count in my life" meaning we had to go somewhere else ... :exit:


I was much younger then ...
 
I've never been asked to leave any establishment for calling the proprietor a count.

Lose a vowel and the story might be different... :whistling:
 
I've never been asked to leave any establishment for calling the proprietor a count.

Lose a vowel and the story might be different... :whistle:


I think it was more to do with everyone p***ing themselves laughing he couldn't deal with.
 
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