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Pinched of course,lol 
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person that gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize that you're someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the #1 reason why Trick or Treating is better than
sex......... .........
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person that gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize that you're someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the #1 reason why Trick or Treating is better than
sex......... .........
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
__________________
