Recent content by Jehovah

Dear oh dear it's smelly Mr mouldy socks again. Of course there's a Santa - Who's birthday do you think we celebrate every 25th December! (That's a little in-heaven joke) As for a fight, throughout time you've lost every battle we ever had and as a punishment we've even made you wear the...

Posting at 5.21am. I bet you've been out on the lash with Lucifer again! And on a Sunday with so much to do.

Bless you my child and welcome to the congregation

Bless you my children. As today is the sabbath I have been relaxing the soul with a round of golf. Played poorly and it's true - even I can't hit a 1 iron. Anyone heard from my son?

Junior, I was reviewing the Brazilian grand prix and thought I saw you meddling with Timo Glock's car on the final lap. What have I told you about using your special powers? They are to be used only to help those in desperate need. Perhaps you could solve the issue of ERR99 for TP's Canon...

My son I see you have sneaked out of heaven and have already started dispensing miracles. You have helped the Hotspurs from Tottenham to beat the scousers by 2 goals to 1, you have helped an African-American become president of the British Colony of America and against all the odds you helped...

This man must be an imposter for I have yet to send my son to save your souls