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PBs April, Me £225 Mrs C £225

Three aspiring psychiatrists Eric, Peter and Murphy were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said Eric. "And the opposite of depression?" "Elation," said Peter. "And you sir," he...

March Premium Bonds Me £0 -- sad face Mrs C £375

Feb Premium Bond draw Mrs C £275 Me £00

Made a cake today for the village hall fete. The lady judge said, " Your cherries have dropped " I said," So have your tits, but I'm not complaining" I'll just make something out of wood next year.

No matter how stupid you feel; Remember --- Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out that a talking Wolf wasn't her Grandmother.

A man was in a long queue at his local supermarket. As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register: She asked. "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him...

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young...

Not a good start to '26 Mrs C £25 Me £50 --- Sad face

Dover New years Day Swim. 89 entered the water.... 144 came back. That's Fibonacci for you

@the black fox, great photos. thanks for sharing your exif data on Flickr. I have the Nikon Z6ii and 50mm 1.8 Prime. you have inspired me !!

On Thursday as I was cooking Christmas Dinner my son said 'One day I will help you with the bills, groceries, expenses and the house-work' My eyes really filled up. He will be 34 next month.

@boogie man about a week. Are you going to tell us how much you won ?

December, me - £225 Mrs C - £250 Smiley face !!